Hello, my beautiful Sweet Butts. That's right, I'm back and it's only been two weeks since my last confession... er I mean, Chronicle. I...

Months Sweet Butts... it's been fucking months since the last time Quinn gave me any fucking pussy. Does she not realize that at any...

First rule of hanging out with Clare, what happens at Clare's apartment stays at Clare's apartment. If you're wondering if I shocked my...

That's it. I'm done. Nope. These Valentine's Dates are over. Nope. Not doing it. I've been attacked by gnomes, emotionally scarred by...

You know, I'm really starting to believe that Quinn fucking hates me. I don't know how she lets me get into this shit. Demonic fucking...

Hello all my Sweet Butts and stalkers. It is I, Switchblade. The man, the myth, and the legend that's been in captivity for the last two...

*Stretches Legs* *Cracks Back* *Unlocks the cage I've been in for far too long...* Hello all my Sweet Butts and stalkers. It is I,...

It's been far too long, my little Ho Ho Ho's, and I wasn't about to leave you guys without a 12th installment of my Sweet Butt...

Sometimes, chicks are relentless. No matter how many times you say you're not fucking interested they keep coming after you. But...

I'm a good guy. I like to help people out when they need me. So, when Quinn approached me about posing as a model for one of her covers,...

So, last week I held a little contest to see who got Switched next, but the woman who commented first hadn't filled out my form yet. I'm...

I was sick last week with a nasty flu type thing that left me unable to infiltrate Quinn's brain. She also had some crazy deadlines she...

I'm a day late posting this, but Quinn has had a lot going on lately and hasn't been able to get to her computer much. I plan on giving...

Hey guys, I know you're expecting a blog entry this week, but Quinn's a little overwhelmed by her crotch goblins and their excessive need...

If you follow the group then you know that I have two queen Sweet Butts, Gretchen and Rebecca, well, I'd like to tell you a little story...

A lot of you are probably wondering what happened after Ice and I carted Desi off in Dusty's Tracks. Well, you're in luck! I've decided...

I get a kick out of the small things in life. "Want to go to the Rodeo with me?" Obi asked, his dark eyes shining with a million...

Every God needs a little virgin sacrifice every once in a while. Most of you probably don't see me as a sentimental guy, but I'll have...

Hello all you Switchblade lovers, haters, and future masturbaters, It is time for your weekly dose of me, Switchblade, the man you can't...

Hello all my Sweet Butt beauties, It is I, Switchblade, here to bring you my latest Sweet Butt Chronicle for your mouse clicking...