Hello all my Sweet Butts and stalkers. It is I, Switchblade. The man, the myth, and the legend that's been in captivity for the last two months. It's time for another installment of my Valentines Day Chronicles.
Let me give you a little back story... (gonna do this each day.)
Last Friday, I put myself up for auction in Quinn's group the Ride or Diers. There are a lot of horny sweet butts in there that haven't got their shot with me yet and I wanted to give them a little gift leading up to Valentine's Day. I knew I wouldn't be able to choose which sweet butt got their Valentine's Dates with me, so I decided to do it auction style. Lots of ladies entered, but only five lucky ones will be entered by me. (Laughs evilly) Since I don't do the actual day of hearts, flowers, candy and all that lovey dovey garbage. I decided to spread my love in the week leading up to the dreaded day of love. Switchy don't do the sweet stuff, that's for guys that give a shit about something other than sex. Not me. I'm a wham bam, next ma'am kind of guy. So, now that we got the auction out of the way, I think it's time to dive into the fun and tell you about my Tuesday girl... Kage.
Tuesdays are always busy for me. So, squeezing in a date was a little hard for my schedule. I had a bunch of club business to take care of and by the time I was done, I almost forgot about my little date with girl Tuesday. Fortunately, the girl who bid on me next wanted to plan out everything and invited me over to her place for our date.
When I arrived, I found myself in front of a small little building tucked back in the warehouse district. It was definitely a strange place for a date, but when I walked inside, I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was actually a sex club.
I don't make up this stuff people...
Half naked people were hanging out in various places all over the building. There was a couple in the corner, feeling each other up, while another fucked on the couch next to them. In the middle of the room was a giant fountain, where three women, buck-ass naked, played in the water while a few men were jacking off, watching them.
This was definitely my kind of place. I was looking forward in seeing what little Kage had in store for me.
I sauntered up to the front desk where a woman eyed my cut. "Biker Fantasy?" she asked.
"No, baby, I'm your fucking fantasy come to life."
She rolled her eyes. "This is why I fuck women. Men are such horny dogs." I didn't even notice the cute little brunette between her legs until she ripped her head up and slapped her. "Did I say you could stop, Bitch?"
The girl between her legs whimpered and went back to what she was doing. I liked this chick's style. Dominant women excite me.
"Damn, you're brutal."
"Ugh, what can I help you with?" she asked with an upturned nose. Dumb bitch wasn't even enjoying the pleasure her little muff eater was giving her.
"I'm looking for a chick named Kage. Do you know her?"
"She's upstairs. First door on the left."
"Thanks... I don't think I caught your name."
"Brandy, but you can stop looking now, Neanderthal, the only fruit I'm interested in is peaches. I have no use for your crooked banana."
I wanted to argue with her about my cock not being a crooked banana, but decided against it. After seeing how she treated her partners, I wasn't about to piss her off, so I ran upstairs to find Kage. I came to a stop in front of the door, and knocked, waiting for her reply.
"Come in, Switchblade," she ordered. Her voice was all sexy and seductive, and I couldn't wait to see what she had in store for me. But what I found was completely mind-fucking.
When I walked in, I came to a dead halt. The room was bright fucking purple with dolls and teddy bears everywhere. Kage was sitting in the middle of the bed, and over the top of her hung, what I believe was a fucking sex swing.
I don't make this stuff up, people. Chick was in a purple room, hugging a teddy bear, with a sex swing practically smacking her in the face.
"Hey there, Daddy, come to play?"
"Ummm? What is this shit?"
"I've been a very naughty girl..." She nibbled at her lip, talking in a very small voice.
Finally it hit me.
"Oh, is this that role-playing shit where you pretend to be a young girl, and I'm the big burly Dad, that's here to spank you?"
I took a step into the room, kicking a doll that scared the shit out of me when it said, "Wanna play?" I stared down at the doll with curly blonde hair, getting the fucking heebie jeebies when the eyes started blinking.
"I want you to play with me. I won this date fair and square. You never said we couldn't play. So tonight, I want to give you a night to remember. Let's play. Pick up Touch me, Tessie, and give her to me."
"Touch me, Tessie?" I carefully picked up the doll, but the second my fingers touched it, the thing moaned.
Yeah... that's a big fat NOPE.
I sent that fucking moaning doll sailing across the room. The second it hit the wall that motherfucking moan turned into a growl, fell to the ground, and in a fucking demonic voice screamed. "Bad Touch. Bad Touch!"
"Why do I feel like I'm in the middle of a bad horror porno flick? Are you fucking with me? Demonic dolls that want to be touched. And that thing? Is that a sex swing?"
"Yes," she stated matter of factly. "I like to swing, Daddy."
I held up my hand. "Nope, not gonna do it. This is too fucking much."
She frowned. "But I won you fair and square."
"You won my cock fair and square, but I draw the line at demon dolls and pretend daddy fantasies."
I started to leave the room, but she hollered after me, grabbing my attention immediately. "We can go in the next room, it's not set up like this one."
"As long as I don't have to fuck in the middle of Little Orphan Annie's bedroom, I don't care where we fuck, Kage."
She got up from the bed, reluctantly leaving the teddy bear she was clutching behind. When she reached me, I handed her the purple panty rose that matched her nightgown.
"This is for you."
She looked at the flower. "What am I supposed to do with it?"
"It's a panty rose. You put it on."
She stared at the flower, shrugged her shoulders, and uncurled the rose, holding up a tiny little lace thong instead of the lace panties I was expecting.
Whoops, guess I grabbed the wrong rose.
Without missing a beat, She threw off her purple dress, revealing her purple leather bra and matching panty beneath. Shimming out of her purple leather panties, she quickly pulled on the purple thong.
"Sugar and spice and everything nice that's what little girls are made of. Leather and Lace I'll let you cum on my face, that's what excites naughty girls," she said sexily, dragging me into the next room. I watched her ass wiggle as she walked, opening the door to a dark purple room with neon purple lighting.
In the middle of the room was a black bed with purple linens, and another fucking sex swing hanging over the comforter. On the wall were whips, paddles, and chains. And a whole bunch of other toys I didn't recognize.
"I was really hoping to submit to you today, but I guess I'll settle for you submitting to me instead." She sauntered over to the wall and grabbed a whip off it. Not a small one, a motherfucking Indiana Jones looking thing. "Get on your knees, Daddy, Momma wants her pussy ate."
"Ummm, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who should be giving the orders..." She cut off my words with a snap of the whip, hitting my side with it. "Ow, that hurt."
"You like it rough, don't you, Switchy?"
"Uh, yeah, but I like to give it rough."
"Couldn't handle a little girl in the bedroom? Well, now you get me, Mistress Kage. Get on your knees, little Bitchy, you're pissing Momma off."
She whipped me again, and for the first time in my life, I was truly concerned for a woman's mental health. She went from sweet little girl, to crazy dominatrix in two seconds. I dropped to my knees, immediately greeted with a face of purple lace and pussy.
"I wanna see you destroy my gift, and get these cheap undies off me. My pussy isn't going to eat itself, Little Bitchy."
"Would you stop calling me that?"
"Aww, does the Little Bitchy not like his name? Well, get over it, asshole. You didn't want the sweet and innocent side of me, now you get the trix with a whip. Rip that cheap ass gift to shreds, or else I'll whip you again."
I wanted to say no but she had a whip in her hand and that shit hurt like a bitch. So, I did what any man would do in survival mode, I ripped that lace thong, hiked up her leg, and fucking ate the shit out of her pussy like she requested.
"Yes, just like that. Oh, you're a good boy, aren't you, Little Bitchy. You like Mistress Kage's pussy, don't you."
When I didn't answer, she cracked her whip.
"I said DON'T YOU?"
"Yes!" I yelled, like the little bitchy she was making me out to be.
"That's right! You love it," she said as she grabbed my cheeks and squeezed. "I'm ready to be fucked now. You lick my pussy like a dirty plate. I hope your cock is better at giving me pleasure. Now help me in the swing."
"What?"
"I said, load me in the fucking swing."
"I've never used one before."
"Amateurs, I'm surrounded by fucking amateurs."
She spent the next ten minutes instructing me on how to load her up in the swing, and how it worked. Needless to say, the semi-hard on I had was now a flaccid sad worm hanging between my legs.
"Now fuck me."
"I can't..."
"Why not?"
"You made him bored and sad." I think the Demon doll did me in, Sweet Butts. I couldn't get that fucking crazy thing out of my mind. Every time I closed my eyes, I saw its lifeless face staring into my soul.
"Fine, come here, Little Bitchy." She motioned for me to stand in front of her, and used the swing to get a rhythm going, moving her lips up and down my cock. I loved how hot her mouth was, and the force of the swing, drove me deep inside of her, hitting that space in the back of her throat that all guys love a woman to hit.
"Wow, that's kinda nice. The swing does everything for you, doesn't it?" I tipped my head back, enjoying the fact that the swing made her go down even further on my cock.
"It gets the job done."
Within minutes she had breathed life into the flaccid worm, recreating the strong rod of steel I'm used to.
When I finally blinked the image away, my cock was ready and revving to go.
"Okay, I think I'm ready to fuck you now."
"Bout time, think my pussy just dried up like the Sahara desert waiting for you to get hard again."
I rolled my eyes, and felt the sting, as her hand came down on my ass. "I may be in a swing, Little Bitchy, but I will still smack the shit out of you for disobeying me. Now put on a goddamn condom, and get to work."
I reached into my pocket, pulling out one of the condoms from my stash. I didn't even look at it before I ripped open the package and pulled it up my length.
"Aww, it's so cute and purple."
When I looked down, I found my rod of steel standing at attention, but looking like a fucking literal eggplant emoji, or a dick pic of Barney the Dinosaur's cock. Fuck my life. Out of all the colors in that package, I had to pick purple.
"Don't look so sad. I love purple. Purple is my favorite color. Now get over here, Big Boy, and let's start swinging."
I was ready for this experience to be over with. Everything about it had been emasculating and crazy. I loved me a good dominant woman, but being whipped and hanging out with moaning, demonic dolls, just didn't do it for me.
Though, I should say, her pussy did feel quite nice wrapped around me, and that sex swing... well, I kind liked the lack of effort I had to put into my thrust. The swing did everything for me.
"Yes, just like that," she moaned.
I used the swing to guide her up and down my cock. She put her hands on the bed, turning her body at an angle I had never experienced before. Her tits hung out of the swing, and the way her naked body looked hanging the way it was, was definitely fucking amazing. A guy could get used to this.
"Oh, wow, this is new, and feels fucking amazing!"
She stared at me from between her arms, smiling deviously. "I told you I like to swing."
"I think I like to swing, too."
My cock was hitting points in Kage, it never had before with other women. I was deep and the way the walls of her pussy squeezed my cock was doing things I never expected. Without even thinking, I came, hard, fast, and before she could even finish. My arms gripped her hips, unable to control the squirts of cum filling the purple condom inside of her. I groaned, my whole body shuttering as I filled the condom with my seed.
"Did you really just finish?" she asked in shocked annoyance.
"I've never felt that angle before... it was a lot."
"Well, can you keep going?"
I looked down at my purple cock, and grimaced. "I don't think so..." The flaccid worm was back folks. Sad and very, very purple.
I felt the whip snap across my leg, and I jumped back. That shit fucking hurt like hell. "What the fuck was that for?"
"For being a one pump chump, and not letting Mistress Kage finish."
She whipped me again, this time something in my cock came to life, and I was suddenly hard again. "Why does you whipping me, make me hard?"
"Betas like it rough."
"I'm a fucking alpha, bitch."
"Sorry to burst your bubble, Big Boy, but alphas don't wear purple condoms."
I looked down at my dick and frowned. She was right. I wouldn't be caught dead using colored condoms if Ice hadn't stole my stash. But I also wasn't going to let a perfectly good condom go to waste.
She was right about one thing, I hadn't shown her what I was capable of, and you all know that I'm capable of some amazing things. I turned to her and growled, "I'm going to show you what a real alpha does." The anger in my bones rushed blood to my cock, and I grabbed her by the tits, flipping her up so she was in a different position, one I could really show my dominance in, and fucking rammed her hard. "Who's the fucking alpha?"
"I am," she challenged.
I grabbed one of her tits between my teeth and bit down. Giving her another chance to answer.
"Want to try that again?" she hissed as my teeth raked over he nipple, her head bending back as I gave her the pleasure she was after. My cock thrusted hard and fast inside of her. So hard and fast that I had her eyes rolling to the back of her head, as I took her to a place she didn't know existed. I felt her shatter around me, squeezing my cock in all its eggplant glory. It was glorious watching her cum. The little she-devil was a fun little fuck, and I couldn't stop myself from staring into her eyes as she came off her high, watching her face flush as the heat of our intimate moment rushed over her skin.
"That's more like it, Little..." I silenced her words with a kiss, not allowing her to call me that degrading name again.
"There's nothing little about me, Baby. I'm all length, thrust, and vigor. But, as fun as this has been, I think I'm gonna go. You're a little too much for me, I think. Switchy needs to get the fuck out of Dodge."
She laughed. "That's okay, I was expecting a lot more from a big, bad biker. I can't believe you left me so disappointed."
"Disappointed? You just fucking finished."
"Yeah, but all my fantasies of being taken by a biker in the little room next door was washed away the second you threw Tessie against the wall."
"The doll fucking moaned."
"Yeah, and she likes to watch, too." She motioned over by the door where the creepy doll sat on the chair, her lifeless eyes boring into my naked ass.
"What the actual fuck? How the hell did that creepy ass doll get in here?"
"I told you. Tessie likes to watch."
I'm about to say something about how the doll was in the other room and I never heard the door open, when the creepy ass doll spoke up, sending chills up my fucking spine. Its voice box was shot from when I threw it against the wall, and in the most demonic and bone chilling voice possible, it said. "Purple is my favorite color."
YUP! That's right, Sweet butts. That was it for me. Switchy don't do demonic baby dolls.
Can you guess what happened next?
I fucking ran.
Ran like the fucking chicken shit I am.
Ran like the one pump chump she called me.
I fucking didn't care that I was naked and running through a sex club like a maniac. That doll just showed up in the room with us, watched us having sex, then told me its favorite color was purple. I've watched Child's Play, I know what came next. There was no way in hell I was staying there one second longer, not when Demonic Tessie was on the prowl.
So, I left.
I left Kage hanging there in her swing.
I left Touch me Tessie and all her demonic glory back in that room.
And I left my man card somewhere inside. Because not only did I run through that sex club naked as a jaybird. I also did it with the flaccid, purple, worm cock swinging between my legs, a haunting memory of the fucking fun as hell swing sex I just had, Mistress Kage, and her doll from hell that will forever haunt my nightmares.
That's it until tomorrow sweet butts.
Always in your dreams,
Switchblade.
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